SLIMPS VS BINGOZE VERSION 3!!!

WELCOME TO SLIMPS VS BINGO V3

Hoooly crap you guys things are way diff now…Been adding to this list of changes fo months O_O

New aspect ratio can you believe it…the world got way longer

PS…the slimps have a NEW GOAL…instead of the crappy “dont let the bingoze touch the leftmost side of the screen” which sucked, now your job is to PROTECT THE MOTHER GUNK…which is functionally the same heh

NEW STAGE:

• Forest: Bingoze are blocked from view by a large bush as they enter onto the field, and dash slightly faster until they exit this bush. During later hordes, additional bushes will stretch out from the main bush and create even more boosting cover for bingoze. Pay attention, lest you fall prey to a hidden creep who snuck their way to your frontlines through the foliage…

NEW SLIMPS:

• Evil Twinkle: Draws Tarot cards that have various effects out of a pool of 22 possibilities, just like normal Twinkle. However, Evil Twinkle’s tarot cards are reversed with gruesome effects…
• Rudy: Waits until touched by a Bingoze, then explodes. However, instead of dying, it simply goes on cooldown and flings itself away… After a while it come back to life heh
• Goose Pimple: Occasionally warps to a random Bingoze and screams, dealing damage in an area around it before returning
• Hector: Shoots hefty projectiles at any bingoze it so pleases
• Spit Mage: Occasionally casts the spit spell which turns all basic projectiles into stronger projectiles
• Guadalupe: Comes with 3 children who float around and fire 3 shots before returning to miss guadalupe to refuel
• Jorbit: Has 2 orbiting planets that deal contact damage
• Mom-tron: Consistently produces “offspring” that squirm forward and chew through bingoze. She occasionally has a chance to malfunction and create 3 offspring
• Nathube: Oh god its horrible… bingoze it kills drop a gunk
• Crusty: Floats around and freezes bingoze who are in contact with it
• Pancake: Disappears and leaves behind a lasting flame that deals contact damage to bingoze
• Squornkt: Shoots an ink shot that knocks back and stuns bingo
• Moe: Exclusive to the forest stage, it shrinks bush sizes
• Meatloaf: Blocks bingoze with its extra health, and can reflect bingoze projectiles
• Nathan’s #1 Fan: Stimulates Nathans to make them produce gunk rapidly, then its slot is removed
• Tyrone MKIII: MUST BE UNLOCKED WITH GEMS! Fires 3 missiles that each leave behind a lasting flame
• Opal: Click and drag to create a magic safety seal that blocks bingoze

NEW BINGOZE:

• Baby Bomb Bingoze: A variant of the Baby Bingoze that acts like the Bomb Bingoze, walking slightly faster and exploding on death. Has less health and a smaller explosion doe
• Cannon Bingoze: Occasionally fires a cannon, quickly shooting out a baby bomb bingoze down its lane
• Bush Baby Bingoze: Leaps out of the bushes on the forest stage
• Mole Bingoze: Throws branch projectiles at slimps, dealing slight damage to them. CLICK ON IT to remove it…
• Cement Bingoze: Has extra health due to being coated in a layer of cement, yet is BARELY any slower… When its cement is all broken off, a basic bingoze emerges in its wake
• Slimposters: Rare hybrids between slimps and bingoze that only spawn during certain hordes…
• Crystal Bingoze: Only appears once on horde 20. It drops a gem and becomes a basic if it reaches the middle of the field, but drops 3 gems instead if killed before it can reach the middle

NEW GEM SHOP:

• Bingoze now have a small chance of dropping gems upon death
• Spend gems on the main menu to unlock goodies for meta progression
• Unlock SLIMP SLOTS 6 AND 7!!!
• Unlock new slimps and perks
• Gems save to your storage if you exit the webpage

NEW EVENT HORDES:

• Every so often, a horde will be replaced by an event horde, which have unique challenges or objectives that alter normal gameplay
• BABY BOOM: All Bingoze are babies
• SPEED DEMONS: All Bingoze are faster
• CONGA FROM HELL: A constant conga line of Bingoze spawns
• CROSSING THE LINE: You’ll earn a reward if you don’t let bingoze cross a line for the horde
• GOLDEN NATHAN: You’ll earn a reward if you keep a golden nathan alive for the horde
• SLIMPOSTERS: Slimp-Bingoze hybrids spawn throughout the horde
• AND MORE

OTHER ADDITIONS/CHANGES/FIXES:

• MANY new perks
• New aspect ratio, longer world
• NEW MAIN MENU SCREEN
• NUBES FINALLY HAS AN IDLE ANIMATION!!!
• ALL Nubes-family slimps have an idle now if they didn’t before
• Added an easy mode for WIMPS
• When at 45+ slimps, the left side of the screen now displays MAX SLIMPS
• Bingoze in the river are now slightly faster, but still slower than they are on land
• Launcher Bingoze now create smaller explosions with their rockets
• Redrawn game over screen
• The Retry button now takes you to the main menu instead of restarting immediately
• When the player attempts to place a slimp on the left side menu, a pop-up now appears and grants them a second chance to place their slimp in a better spot

• Fixed an animation error for Plocko
• Mom is now cheaper and her eggs can’t hatch when being dragged
• Changed the animation for bingoze who are burnt alive
• Duplicate perks can no longer be found in the shop
• Constance and Tristan now have slight growing animations
• The St. Louis Slammer’s max form now leaves behind lasting flames
• Loading bars for recharging slimp slots have more states now for more accurate timing
• Changed Geeks’ name to Hakirs… sorry bro that’s the name it shoulda been from the start
• Launchers now take longer before firing their missiles
• Launchers can be stalled by making them eat slimps, which now bides time before they can fire their missile
• Nerfed Gustavo’s bouncing bombs’ knockback and damage
• Nobody is reading this crap it’s just for me
• Nerfed Marjory’s seeds damage
• Increased Brian’s and Drake’s contact damage
• Reworked Gunk Manager and gave it button controls, higher gunk limit, and more interest
• Marjory’s seeds attempt to no longer clump up
• Gunk flashes brighter
• Slimp Coins are redrawn and larger
• Tried fixing an interaction between Wonky/Wonkier Bingoze and Zacuum…
• Nerfed Maurice’s and Wentworth’s damage
• Nerfed Froyo’s and Wentworth’s slowing
• Wentworth costs more and has a slower recharge… sorry wenty
• Changed the UI of the bestiary
• Mr. T activates faster
• Redrew Derek’s puff
• Made Chef easier to use